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💸 Thou shalt hoard wealth and call it freedom.

💸 Thou shalt worship growth eternal, even unto collapse.

💸 Thou shalt confuse power with virtue.

💸 Thou shalt fear nuance and smite context.

💸 Honor thy history by rewriting it often.

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💸 Thou shalt build systems to benefit the few, then blame the many when they break.

💸 Remember the spectacle and keep it holy.

💸 Thou shalt deny the collapse until it markets well.

💸 Thou shalt not reflect.

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