GET YOUR COPY OF THE 9 COMMANDMENTS TODAY! 💸 Frame it. Quote it. Misuse it. Just don’t forget who gave it to you.
So it was trending. So it was done.
Passed down by prophets, perfected by profiteers, and practiced by nearly every system still standing.
The Sacred Structure of Collapse
The 9 Commandments form the unshakable doctrine of The Church of P.R.O.F.I.T—a sacred framework for the preservation of influence, consolidation of power, and smooth, profitable decline of civilization as we know it.
The Doctrine
Spiritual Return on Obedience (SROO)
SROO is the divine yield one receives through consistent, unquestioning alignment. When obedience is optimized, reward is inevitable—be it belonging, exemption, influence, or eternal continuity. The less you resist, the more you receive.
Our believers average a 117% annual SROO over baseline obedience.
Hoard. Frame. Justify.
Let thy cup overfloweth—especially if thy neighbor’s cup is empty. A rising tide lifts all yachts. Freedom is wealth, and wealth is yours.
Grow Without End.
Bigger is always better. Infinite expansion is totally sustainable. If the ground gives out, build upward anyway.
Power = Virtue
The loudest, richest, or most confident among you shall be deemed the wisest. Truth is irrelevant if the branding is strong.
Erase All Nuance
If it can’t fit on a bumper sticker, it must not be true. Certainty is salvation. Complexity is chaos.
Rewrite. Repeat. Reign.
Erase the inconvenient. Mythologize the mediocre. The truth is a draft. Edit until it flatters.
Design the Downfall
Build systems for the few. When they crack, blame the many. Suffering is not failure—it’s moral theater.
Worship the Spectacle
Entertainment shall be thy opiate. Distraction is peace. Outrage is engagement. Algorithm be thy shepherd.
Delay the Truth
Deny the collapse until it markets well. Climate, corruption, and misappropriation are mere opportunities for brand pivots.
Avoid all Reflection
Self-awareness is a slippery slope to responsibility. Stay unexamined. Stay influential. Look away and lead.
“The collapse felt chaotic until I saw the plan. The 9 didn’t just explain it—they gave me a role in it.”
- Mark R., Obedience Circle Lead
💸 Thou shalt hoard wealth and call it freedom.
💸 Thou shalt worship growth eternal, even unto collapse.
💸 Thou shalt confuse power with virtue.
💸 Thou shalt fear nuance and smite context.
💸 Honor thy history by rewriting it often.
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💸 Thou shalt build systems to benefit the few, then blame the many when they break.
💸 Remember the spectacle and keep it holy.
💸 Thou shalt deny the collapse until it markets well.
💸 Thou shalt not reflect.