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💸 Thou shalt hoard wealth and call it freedom.
💸 Thou shalt worship growth eternal, even unto collapse.
💸 Thou shalt confuse power with virtue.
💸 Thou shalt fear nuance and smite context.
💸 Honor thy history by rewriting it often.
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💸 Thou shalt build systems to benefit the few, then blame the many when they break.
💸 Remember the spectacle and keep it holy.
💸 Thou shalt deny the collapse until it markets well.
💸 Thou shalt not reflect.